Reclining Nudes.

I've been trying to be as wondefully calm as practiced nude models in preparing myself to join my hopefully growing flock of exhibitionists, lying around naked on my couch acting graceful, but I found a penny stuck to my ass and got corduroy marks all over my back when I got up. Then I tried to take a self-portrait in the mirror, trying to look like an American Apparel ad, but I kept getting the giggles.

I even tried to do one of those ifeelmyself.com girls, but just ended up making a wet mark on my new sheets and forgetting to take pictures. I've got a ways to go I think before this goes on display...